"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." - "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." - WOODY ALLEN
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" - "I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with." BY DENIS LEARY